Sunday, June 3, 2007

Ten Things You Won't Hear in Church!!!






Author: http://whosoever.org










  1. Hey! It's MY turn to sit on the front pew!

  2. I was so enthralled, I never noticed your sermon went over time 25 minutes.

  3. Personally, I find witnessing much more enjoyable than golf.

  4. I've decided to give our church the $500.00 a month I used to send to TV evangelists.
  5. My pastor is so gay!
  6. Forget the denominational minimum salary: let's pay our pastor so s/he can live like we do.

  7. I love it when we sing hymns I've never heard before!

  8. Since we're all here, let's start the worship service early, and can we try to end worship service on time!

  9. Pastor, we'd like to send you to this Bible seminar to sharpen up your bible scholarship, because you're lacking it!

  10. Are you one of my gay church members?

6 comments:

The Captain said...

No homosexuality should be accepted in the church.

Justice MH said...

@Captian: A person's sexual orenitation is not valid to be used against them. They should be accepted.

The Captain said...

A person is welcomed to any church, but the sin is not accepted. If they feel this is something they must keep, then they are welcomed to that choice, but the Pastor is responsible and held accountable to preach and teach truth. Affirming homosexuality only defiles a person and the church is suppose to be a place to worship God with all you are and if any part of you is not like Him, you cannot worship God. God cannot dwell amongst sin, especially in temples that affirms sin.

Justice MH said...

@Captian: yes the person is accepted, but the sexual oreintation is NOT a sin or in the wrong. Bottom LINE!

The pastor is responsible to look at his fallible book in clear light, and truth. Not using bible legalism to know what it says, or taking literal what HE wants!
Bible-base bigotry is anti-christ.
What a misinterpertation the word "sin". Whatever.
Excuse me captian, i never knew God left, God has always been with me. You may personal view that, but that's YOU.

The Captain said...

OK...prove to me that homosexuality was ever acceptable in the bible? If not, it should not be acceptable in the church.

Justice MH said...

@Captian: I have already did that on this site, but you continue to post on your site disorted apostles with poor scholarship. I'm planning a update once again about the subject on the book everyone loves to pick around with on the subject homosexuality, the six passages aren't saying what others want it to say.

Will it do you any good? I doubt it! In your recloset world, you feel your attraction and emotion for the same-sex in your mind is vile[immoral] your thinking and words NOT mine. So i highly doubt it would do good for you, but it will be for those who want to know what book is trying to say at that time. You're welcome when i post it, but i doubt it would do good for YOU!